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the best masterbation technique.

ive tried a few...


but what IS the best masterbation technique?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (6)
The one you like yourself the most. ;)
this one:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22321285-23109,00.html
In my sick fuck opinion: The best way to masterbate is to find a little dirty bitch with a sweaty little asshole and fuck her in it until she screams and cries and bleeds and you make her suck her nasty shit off your cock.
my girl friend is always touching me,making me hard and playing with me till i come. she also sucks me along with slipping me up her bum,which she loves and screams with delight as she comes.i often get felt under the table in public as others are oblivious as to what she's doing to me while she leaves me rampant.she often takes her knickers off and wxxxs me off till i come in them,mmmmm luv it and luv shooting in them as she covers my dick in them and jerks me off with them
thats normal isnt it?
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