i wuzz helpin ma cuzin clein out da washhowse win all uv a suddin a f***ken priest came! Hii saed: 'Blok niccers ar goinc tou bii de death uv mii!' I em blok! O noe!!! Priest cum op to mii end saed: 'Goe to heel blok persen!' Den i wuzz lyke: biyetch!!! goe furck yow moamoa!!! Den he slap mii n gyve mii swoel I. it wuzz blok. lyke mii. Dayemn it oll! I gout lyfe enserince sow i sewd hem. dumm biyetch. I gout 1 hondrid thowsend dollurs werth a growceries, end wii aet it oll op. aijht i haev noe mow to saiy. goodooodooooodnijhtt.