1 time at band camp we were combining what r parents professions r and somebody said that that there dad analyses figures and their mom was a therapist . So we naturally combined the 2 making analrapist and even came up with the slogan come in the back door it was a few years ago but I thought it was worth sharing maybe u had to b there to find it funny I don't really know

i remeber when i was over at my friends house and we had this smart idea to get a barrel and role down his huge hill when we started going the barrel hit a huge rock and we went flyin out of the barrel it was fun but stupid

remember once where we were riding our bikes around the streets, one of my friends unknowingly got his shoelaces tangled around the pedal. We stopped at some traffic lights, and once we began crossing, my friend fell over, landing right in the middle of a busy intersection. His laces were still tangled in the pedal/chain when the light turned green. Being the little shits we were, we just laughed our asses off while he had to crawl across the intersection with a bike attached to his foot, while a bunch of pissed-off drivers yelled obscenities at him.

when i was in the 6th grade the teacher was punishing us and we had to clean the room up.this little kid was using a push broom and he pushed it into the heels of a fat guy,Larry Parkinson,who fell back amid a loud popping sound.He started crying and yelling and saying MY BACK IS BROKE! and he was crying and wouldnt get up and we all said youre back isnt broke.And Larry said" it is too ,I heard it snap".

Then the little kid pushing the broom stepped up and said it wasnt your back that you heard snap it was the broom handle and he held up the broken handle.we all laughed like crazy and good old Larry got up relieved and was okay.

A was in class and a said to my pal a needed a pish and he shouted out "so what a need a wank"
and everybody just looked at him, and the teacher was speechless.

My friend and a teacher were fighting over my friend going into a classroom to get her football and the teacher said to my friend 'I don't like you' my friend said 'So what I hate you' and she got walked out, the teacher followed and out of frustration that the teacher wouldn't leave my friend alone, my friend threw the football against a wall and it bounced off and hit the teacher in the face. I laughed so much!!!