It's not your fault that you are a ginger haired, scotish, kilt wearing, haggis eating fat bast**d. Learn to accept and move on. Anyway, what about Carole Smiley, she isn't ginger and she is quite a fox

"England till I die!"

I'm no. I've not got ginger hair, im no fat, i don't wear a kilt.

Ive eatin haggis cos it good.

Its twats like you that keep this thing going.

I don't hate the english

Don't sweat people making fun of you for where you're from because no matter WHERE you're from people will do it. If we can't make fun of each other who can we make fun of? Martians? Ah, you would THINK so but those guys are overly-sensitive and have no sense of humor.
You should watch the second Austin Powers movie; "Fat Bastard" pretty much sums up the population of Scotland. "I'm DEAD sexy!!" "I want mah bayback-babyback-babyback ribs..."
You hear on the news a little while back about the Scottish rocketship? It worked out well at first but at 400 feet it ran out of extension cord. Tough break, it was shaped just like Sean Connery.
I don't generally mind the Scottish although I have seriously considered beating the crap out of people with a tire iron who use the word 'arse'; or incessantly play the bagpipes. Who invented that anyway, a bored plumber? I HATE those things. Every time there's a bagpiper in an American parade all the kids break out the slingshots. I'll bet the only reason those guys march is because it's harder to hit a moving target.
And what's with the kilts? It's not the best way of rationalizing an obsession for crossdressing.
You know Al from Home Improvement? They're like his wife's taste in skirts. I think Scottish only wear them because sheep run when they hear zippers.
Well keep the sheep brains a-flowin laddie; and God save the..uh..the..whatever the hell you have.
Peace/toodle-pip

Em, America is the fat capital of the planet. Ive never seen so many fat cunts in the same palce at one time.

the word arse is splendid. your welcome to critisise the language, but its the best accent in the world.

Kilts are beneficial by the way. they are easy to run in and are made from a hard wearing material.
Plus the attraction of wearing nothing underneath is a something which attracts the ladies.


Bagpipes are cool. To learn them is fuckin hard. and they scare the shit out of anybody.

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fucking jocks, skirt-wearing alcoholics. most of them slurp jizz too - just for fun.jesus.

Scotland, most of America doesn't even think about you most of the time. You hardly exist to us. We're more concerned with idolizing the Japanese, hating the French, fearing the Arabs, and most recently, competing with the Chinese. Your country doesn't figure on the radar.

Bit aw you bastards gan oot yer wiy tae mak sure the US is noticable.

An yez ir aw tottie heeded onywiys. ye niver telt the answer to yon question at the top o the page. an ye jist sterted yer pish aboot the scots.

bunch eh fannies

Well, my point was, we don't stereotype the Scottish much because we don't think about them. Haggis McHaggis was the last Scottish stereotype I saw, and that was an episode of Ren & Stimply from years ago. Native Americans, now that's one group that we really stereotype, by pretending they're all friendly tree-huggers. Some of them are downright mean.

it was a joke! i don't mind scottish or welsh, the stereotypes are just jokes. i support scotland in football i.e i'd like them to do well but obviously England win and i'm sure most english people would secretly agree with me.

It also angers me that Scots are more stereotyped than most.Unless it's in guid fun,which the mingin sassenach morons on here obviously do not ever have.

Sniff, To use that word makes me proud.

Sorry to the person who was called an english tit.

heh, the ads at the bottom are for kilts! Oddly none for haggis though.

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Cos you other people like to talk about kilts. Because they are like skirts but just aren't.

Mon the americans "Fat capital of the planet"!!!!

Youz are to pissy abooty to try haggis, its fuckin braw

I don't know who is more stupid jocks or yanks

I've never heard anyone say it has to be the scots when something stupid is on the news.

Ever since I saw Braveheart, I love the Scots! Kilts are kind of weird though. You guys dont actually wear those anymore do you? Wasnt that a fad that went out with the Renaissance?

we certainly do, we are a very traditional country.

im scared of what braveheart has made us out to be

Braveheart is described as..
William Wallace, a commoner, unites the 13th Century Scots in their battle to overthrow English rule.

Its an awesome movie! Although Hollywood might perpetuate "stereotypes" I don't think it portrayed Scots in a negative way. Actually, just the opposite.

P.S.- Sorry about what they did to your trees.

naw but we dont talk like that.

do we

Braveheart is a good film but it has so much Hollywood Bull shit. For example, William Wallace and Robert the Bruce were not even alive in the same time period. And the princess the Wallace got pregnant in the film was really about 8 when Wallace was killed.

bob, yer smarter than you look.

It's a look not many people can do, I pull it off quite well.

dont forget we americans think you're sheep F*ckers too

Welcome to scotland
where the men are men and the sheep are afraid

hey im irish! beat that for stereotypes you scottish fuckers!

aye very good, but we sympathise with ye. ya irish fucker lol.

what about austrialia, there more sheep than people, something has to give

I'm americAN BUT PART SCOTTISH. I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH THEY WERE STEREOTYPED. It's too bad, I love Scotland. Long live the Scots!!!