Odd colored semen...
Hey, recently everytime I masterbate I notice that my cum is all the colors of the rainbow, does this mean I'm turning gay?
And also, I've been masterbating to the Gecko on the Geico commercials, could this have something to do with it?
IT'S BESTIALITY!!!!
NOT "BEASTIALITY"!!!!!!
BESTIALITY!!!!!! B-E-S-T-I-A-L=I-T-Y
YES, "BEAST" IS SPELLED B-E-A-S-T BUT NOT WHEN YOU ARE REFERRING TO HAVING SEX WITH AN ANIMAL!!!!!!
GOD DAMN IT!!!! LEARN HOW TO SPELL!!!!!
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU FUCKING MORONS COMING ON HERE AND TOTALLY RUINING MY DAY BY MIS-SPELLING WORDS!
I WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE SUCH STUPIDITY!
LEARN HOW TO SPELL THE LANGUAGE THAT YOU SPEAK EVERY FUCKING DAY! THERE IS NO EXCUSE!
POSTER!!!
YOU STINKING ASS-WIPE!!!!!!!
IT'S SPELLED M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-N-G!!!!!!!
NOT MASTERbating!!!!!!
YOU stupid fucking moron! Go back to grade school!!!!!!
Naw! Had a few last night though while I was out Christmas shopping!
Just bustin' balls on awful spelling.
Its the Miss Crabtree in me!