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My wife will find out....
Hey everybody, I know you will think this is fake but I'm serious.

I've been with my wife for 18 years now, I'm a 43 year male, she's 38, and our sex life has changed drastically over the past 3 years (She isn't attracted by me anymore, I'm still able to get hard though). So anyway, recently, I've been drugging my wife with a VERY extreme sleep aid so I can have sex with her.

She's been having an affair on me, and I know this, she doesn't know I know, but it helps me do what I do. But something just happened and I need advice. I slipped her the sleep aids and I wait for her to be totally out of it, I did this today and right now she's out of it, but I didn't know she had taken Exlax and as I was f**king her it my d*** came out and I put it back in and sh*t started coming out her a**hole all over my clothes.

She is the only one who does the washing and it's my work clothes, she will see the sh*t and know I f**ked her, what should I do?
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Comments (8)
You sick bastard why dont you lick all the shit off your wife's ass and when she wakes up tell her you seen your shadow and got scared and shit your pants.

Why dont you go get some Viagra limp dick!
Fuck FACE
learn to use a washing machine loser
how would she be able to make the link? so damn obscure, she wouldn't know
I believed you right up until the moment the laxatives were introduced into the story.

I think you should worry more about the shit between your ears than the shit on your clothes.
Hey...that's some pretty funny shit! No pun intended.
What are the sleeping aids, I'll give it a go..
FUCK YEAH NORMAL
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