My wife will find out....
Hey everybody, I know you will think this is fake but I'm serious.
I've been with my wife for 18 years now, I'm a 43 year male, she's 38, and our sex life has changed drastically over the past 3 years (She isn't attracted by me anymore, I'm still able to get hard though). So anyway, recently, I've been drugging my wife with a VERY extreme sleep aid so I can have sex with her.
She's been having an affair on me, and I know this, she doesn't know I know, but it helps me do what I do. But something just happened and I need advice. I slipped her the sleep aids and I wait for her to be totally out of it, I did this today and right now she's out of it, but I didn't know she had taken Exlax and as I was f**king her it my d*** came out and I put it back in and sh*t started coming out her a**hole all over my clothes.
She is the only one who does the washing and it's my work clothes, she will see the sh*t and know I f**ked her, what should I do?
Why dont you go get some Viagra limp dick!
I think you should worry more about the shit between your ears than the shit on your clothes.