26 yr old man Marries his 88 yr old Grandmother
A story off of the AP.
In New Delhi India, a 26 year old guy MARRIED his 88 year old Grandmother!
Now, there are SO many reasons NOT to marry your grandmother, I thought I would come up with a few valid reasons TO marry your grandmother.
6. You are probably one of the few people who can shout out "Who's your grandson" during sex - and Mean It.
5. She'll be asleep by 5:00pm, allowing you time to go out and hit it with your "Side Action" aunt.
4. You'll always win that "Chasing her around the livingroom" game.
3. No need to buy her expensive fishnet stockings, because with those legs she already looks like she's wearing them.
2. Her teeth come out.
1. Once she's down on her knees, she's down there for awhile!