I raped someone
So the other day I was so f*cking horny and drunk when I came back from a club at 4AM and suddenly I see this this teen girl walking so I broke my beer bottle on her head and while she was fainted I ripped of her close and fucked every inch of that bitch's body; her hot, sweet lips; and huge, full, fims boobs; her arousing pussy and her tight, sweaty, hot ass. When I was done she was all covered in semen. I then took her clothes and burnt them, leaving her lying naked in the street. Then I run for it. It was probably so funny when she finally woke up and realized she was naked in the middle of the street and all covered with semen lolz!
You can tell by his 4th-grade grammar and spelling that this is one of those guys who probably really would have to rape someone to get laid.