Have you ever
I work third shift on my job, and I am the only one there at night, I go around from floor to floor to all of the offices, and cubicles of the girls who I know are hot, or ones that I want to f**k, and I smell their seats right where their butts would be. I really look forward to coming to work at night just for that purpose. There is this one spanish girl who has a big butt, big titties, and she's really pretty and when I smelled her seat last night I was really shocked because it smelled like dookie, somewhat strong dookie at that, and that turned me on so much.
You did get me all excited though because you can tell the size of something else by the size of the feet. MMMMMM Are you sure it's just your foot you wanna be putting up there raflmfao.
As an after thought, with a name like yours, I wonder if you are just taking the piss.