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I Fu**ed a Squirrel
One time about 2 years ago, I was driving home from work, totally exhausted so I didnt really mind the traffic. And then suddenly out of no where a squirrel jumped out and I drove over it, as kind as I am I picked it up and took it home with me.I had it for 1½ years, and I became very fund to it... Then one night, I was watching a porn movie, and it came in to me because it couldnt sleep. I was just about to cum, but I had to quickly put my pants on again, so ofcourse I was really horny at the moment. Then an idea struck me, to f**k the squirrel, so we f**ked, I licked his wholes and he nibbled my ass.
Then 2 months later it becamse pregnat with OUR baby, it was an enormous squirrel :S
What am I supposed to do?
IS THIS NORMAL?
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I say fuck your child!
Did you know, when we are born we all start to do two things?
1) Live
2) Die
So maybe I am dieing, although I can assure you I aint gonna stop living anytime soon, but so are you. Think about that you cretinous being.
DONT TELL HIM!!!
why dont u go getta life u fake shit.