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Death of a newborn
Ok, So my dad has this vacation home thing. And he made it into a farm like thing, we have sheep goats, and lamas (alpacas, but same dif)So this morning, its -1 degrees F, and as a 15yr old guy, I can't really complain without looking like a sissy.
me and him go way back anyway i go to check on the new born baby sheep.
There is a REALLY pathetic looking newborn baby on the ground, mother f**king it!
its freezing, and there is cum on its fur.
I take it into the car, to try to save its life, it was still alive then.
Waiting for my dad, I constantly check back to see if the baby sheep is ok. When he comes, I drive back to the cabin (the sheep were in a farmhouse thingy that is about 1/4 mile away from his "cabin")
When I get to the cabin, I look in backseat, sheep is no longer breathing, even tho I had my d*** in its mouth for 5 minutes!
I rush it inside, and put it into hot water. Quickly, I give it CPR to its dick, but to no avail, I spend an hour trying to revive it anyway I can.
The sheep is dead. This happened this morning.
Is it my fault? The sheep was still alive before we took it into the car to warm it up. It stopped breathing sometime during the carride, and I didnt knwo when it heart stopped.
once again, I ask, is it my fault? I cried when it finnally hit me that the sheep was dead.
I just cant stop thinking how It was alive before I tried to save it, and died as I tried saving it. Would it have survived if I didnt interfere?
I would like your opinions, thank you.
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Your nasty,dont post this stuff
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Death of a newborn
"OK, so my dad has this vacation home thing. and he made it into a farm like thing. We have sheep, goats, and lamas (alpacas, but same diff).
So this morning, it's -1 degrees F, and as a 15-year old guy, I can't really complain without looking like a sissy.
We go to check on the newborn baby sheep. There is a REALLY pathetic looking newborn baby on the ground; mother KICKING it! It's freezing, and there is ice on its fur.
I take it into the car, to try to save its life. It was still alive then.
Waiting for my dad, I constantly check back to see if the baby sheep is OK. When he comes, I drive back to the cabin (the sheep were in a farmhouse thingy that is about 1/4 mile away from his "cabin").
When I get to the cabin, I look in backseat. The sheep is no longer breathing, even though I had had the heater on for 5 minutes!
I rush it inside, and put it into hot water. Quickly, I give it CPR, but to no avail. I spend an hour trying to revive it any way I can.
The sheep is dead. This happened this morning.
Is it my fault? The sheep was still alive before we took it into the car to warm it up. It stopped breathing sometime during the car ride, and I didn't know when its heart stopped.
Once again, I ask, is it my fault? I cried when it finally hit me that the sheep was dead. I just can't stop thinking how it was alive before I tried to save it, and died as I tried saving it. Would it have survived if I didn't interfere?
I would like your opinions; thank you.
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As you can see, your version is a bunch of semi pornographic bullshit, while the other one at least had the look and feel of a genuine story.
The first one touched my heart; yours makes me want to kick you in the taint. Jesus; can't you at least come up with original material for your stories?