I have done this before. A sock is a good shape, kinda like a large condom. Make sure the sock is clean of course!

^ Visions of athlete's peter!

i prefer a nice thin soft shirt, maybe silk.

I like to cum over my chest and rub it in, shower in the morning.

make sure you put the sock back on before the jizz goes cold - nothing worse than putting your foot in a sock full of cold spunk.

I've heard about guys using a sock to catch the cum from a wet dream, so why not for that too?

Does one enjoy the spraying of sticky white love piss over ones belly?

I personally prefer to masterbate into my own feces...and if I am feeling extra wild, I'll jerk off all over my girlfriend and then take a dump on her chest...

Get a pair of white spandex trainer liners, small size, they s-t-r-e-t-c-h. Put one on your cock so that the heel can accommodate your balls. Tuck the open end round the cockring that you wear round your cock and balls. Start pumping. Your precum should provide enough lube inside to make it feel good. Squirt when you're ready, then feel that warm goo trickle down over your cock and balls. Repeat when necessary.

Yeah I use socks and little towels all the time. But be ready, cause it will go flying everywhere.

surem just don't put it back on...

Yup especially if you have a sock fetish. It's more normal than you think. Guys just don't mention it, because they think it's wierd. It's not. I love seeing a guy in white socks and imagine what I could do with them.