Skybird
I fucking hate skybird and HOPE she dies in a painful death of being put through a woodchipper feet first and watches her own body torn to bits. She pisses me off so bad because she has these idotic theories which she pulls out of her fucking asshole and tries to pull them off as facts. Is this normal?
Remember this one?: HuhHuh Is Methos Retarded? yeah, funny.
You twits are Pro-Comedians, grade A.
Jerks...
And yes, I am a proud owner of a vagina. I love men. I am clear evidence of the fact that not all girls are nice. You fucking retard. Despite my profanity and violent wishes, I used proper sentence structure which you clearly struggle with for being such a "smart" person.
EVRYONE IS ENTITLED TO VOICE THEIR OWN VEIWS!!
SO DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!
You, my quasi-retarded little friend, are hereby FUCKED.
Well Beefcake, let me inquire as to what the HELL you were thinking when you wrote this? Has the unibrow slowly begun growing inward and disrupting your already deficient brain flow? I’ll bet you look like an Austrian sheepdog. Like fucking ‘cousin IT.’ For such an intelligent individual such as yourself (the all-knowing, benevolent Skybird the Wise, hope of mankind) you seem to have a vast inability to spell. Perhaps I’m wrong but there is no “Iraqian” war, and I am unaware of a concept known as “goverment.” Sorry if this is so IMMEADIEATE but I thought I should bring it to your attention.
Well, you knuckle-dragging little mental patient, tell me. What is your biased, idiotic, IMMATURE, bullshit opinion? I’m all ears. As is everyone else here, I’m sure. We’re all on the edge of our seats, but only because we could see up your skirt from the position we were in originally. Damn, I SWEAR I saw a jockstrap. I couldn’t really tell, with all the pubes it looked like Bob Marley was trying to eat you out.
So tell me Ape-Woman, you claim you have no physical strength. On the contrary, you can backyard wrestle with the best of them, provided nobody kicks you in the groin. “Your intelligence is needed elsewhere in planning conspiracies?” Yes, you are invaluable to that organization; you have the decaf/regular thing down COLD. And to think, it only took 5 weeks.
Why don’t YOU join the marines? There you actually have an EXCUSE for shaving your head, you can be your regular “Rambo” self and, guess what? In support of your efforts, I even got you a uniform. I bought it last week at Target.
Now I’ll give you a few minutes to work that one out. So you don’t like America? I know how you feel. America doesn’t like you either. Do us all a favor and either relocate to:
A. Nuclear weapons testing ground
B. Snake pit
C. Uranus (tell your head to move out first)
One more thing Jockstrap, why did you accuse us of “bumping heads” with you? I mean, I know your fellow mountain goats just LOOOOVE that, but it’s typically not a human trait. I’d be afraid to bump heads with you; your Mohawk is very off-putting. I’d either get stabbed by that or entangled in your extensive underarm hair. Or should I say fur.
You really should do something with bearded pubic region you possess; may I suggest cornrows. You could put on a Lakers uniform upside down and look Like Dennis Rodman doing a headstand. Or maybe you could be generous and make a wig for some needy bald people. Although you have so much testosterone in your system one day you will probably look like Danny DeVito’s long-lost twin.
The only reason you are seen as unclean is because you could plant a lovely row of turnips on your upper back. I’ll bet you’re so dirty when you take a shower you lose WEIGHT. It’s not the Republican’s fault that when your mom drops you off at school she gets a ticket for littering, or that whenever you go swimming the “Beach Closed” signs go up. They’re worried about pollution I suppose, if all the dead fish are any indication.
I am so delighted you will always be a proud opinionated moron, bravely standing up for all that is masculine and goateed. You have proven the point once again for all to see that some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them. You must have a strong opinion on this too, judging by how fast you flocked to it, trying to be the first to comment. And I thought the only way to make you run was by blowing a dog whistle. Tell me something, in your supposed future assassination, will you have an accomplice? I was just wondering because apparently you can’t have assassination without 2 asses.
Do me a favor. You want to single-handedly save the economy? Just have a second lunch.
(Where applicable) I would like to offer my sincerest gratitude to Vile (I assume you were the one behind the “Skybird” post) and I think we all owe you a debt for ragging on this little example of why you shouldn’t consume glue at an early age.
I'm just sick of getting condescending comments from someone who isn't even housetrained. You want to support things? Try your breasts for a change. Fuck off, and stop having opinions on things you don't understand. Basically, what I'm trying to say is "Never have opinions."
Goodbye.
As for writing the longest comment, no I didn't. I've seen WAY longer but it mostly involved cutting+pasting. Do you realize you have used the word "apathy" about 7 times in your comments/responses? It is beginning to seem you know no other words over 5 letter and continuously use that one in the hopes that it makes you sound smart, which you think seperates from boys, who(m) YOU have NO apathy for. You have also used the phrase "I find that sad," I believe, three times, and that's only in the ones I've bothered to read.
You should have apathy for the nation's soldiers that are being killed for worthless, opinionated pieces of crap like you and you should feel apathy towards MEN. I am going to psychoanalyze you, if you don't mind. And if you do, tough shit. And we begin.
You, Skybird, show no caring or apathy for men. You have an overly-inflated view of yourself on areas such as intelligence and general kindness to other people because you HAVE TO. It's a defense mechanism. You think of yourself like that to set you apart from men, who you think are UNintelligent and UNkind. Doesn't surprise me, you grew up with religious fanatics that warped your mind into hating men. Because of the way your parents raised you, you began to project all your anger onto men because you thought that whole gender was of the opinion that they were better than women because your Mother and Father pounded the idea into your head that women were inferior. You don't like that, you're stronger than that. You are a person who won't sit there and take crap. You did something about it.
But, in the process you began to embody the very things you hate about men; in your mind you decided that men thought they were superior to women so, in what is really an act of defiance, rebeliousness and revenge, you started hating THEM back. It's like saying "I think I'm better than Mexicans because they think they're better than other people." You are exhibiting what bothers you the most, one gender's supposed domination or superiority over another.
You're NOT a horrible person. You have more to offer the world than ranting about how horrible men are 24/7. In my first comment on So Confused I was somewhat angered but every one after it was to get you to reply; to learn more about you and why you are like you are, and now I know. You said something virtually unforgivable on the George Bush post which I cut+pasted here, and I meant it on that subject. I suspect that, in the back of your mind, you ALWAYS have a hatred for men, no matter what the situation. You watch the news and there's an interview with a man, you think "He shouldn't be on T.V-I don't care what he has to say" or whenever you know a guy wrote something somewhat insensitive or stupid, which, by the way girls are equally capable of, you feel a surge of anger and think to yourself "Typical male."
Some men think they ARE better than women, but as you have repeatedly proved, some women think they are better than MEN. I agree that people like that are ASSHOLES. I would NEVER think of myself as superior to or "better than" my girlfriend. I love her. You are bringing yourself down to the level of people who discriminate between races, genders, etc. and try to determine dominational status. There isn't one.
I honestly don't think I'm accomplishing anything except losing feeling in both hands, but I feel obligated to make every 100th comment at least somewhat serious. I don't expect you to change, but mature people aren't opinionated, they DEVELOP their ideals, views and opinions, they don't rush into life-changing states of mind like feminism. I know you're either probably thinking "He doesn't even KNOW me" and "He's wrong." Well, going back and forth with you several hundred times I got a pretty clear idea of who you are and what you're like. Don't dismiss this as stupid advice from some idiotic MAN on a message board and then forget everything I've said in 10 minutes because whether a week from now or 10 years from now you will realize that this is the TRUTH. Period.
I don't expect you to change at ALL. I don't want you to immediately say "I was wrong. My bad" and walk away. The whole time I was taunting you, (or at least after my FIRST comment)excluding the George Bush one, I was trying to get you angry. Some of them I was really mad in and the above sentence doesn't apply; but when I REPEATEDLY did it, it was for this reason.
You ever notice how people act when they're angry? Irrationally, immaturely....it reverts us to a primal and subconscious state where our true selves shine through. I, in a sense, saw into your mind and the FIRST THING that came to mind when you read my FIRST COMMENT EVER was "he's male," wasn't it? I apologize for this being a fucking thesis paper, but you, as much as you HAVE pissed me off before, don't deserve to be miserable your whole life for the sake of spiting people who claim undeserved seniority over anyone else. That is beneath you, and beneath EVERYONE. Do me a favor, I think I've earned it suffering through fucking carpal tunnel from typing this whole damn thing out to you. Read this. Read it whenever you hate men. THINK.
Think-for-YOURSELF.
Main Entry: ap·a·thet·ic
Pronunciation: "a-p&-'the-tik
Function: adjective
1 : having or showing little or no feeling or emotion : SPIRITLESS
2 : having little or no interest or concern : INDIFFERENT
synonym see IMPASSIVE
- ap·a·thet·i·cal·ly /-ti-k(&-)lE/ adverb
I do believe he shows a lot of emotion and hatred towards you.
Anyway, you are not the complete opposite of a dyke, because you hate men, if you were the completey opposite you'd be loving men the way I do. You'd be sexually active with a man(I say a man because I dislike slutty activity, because it's usually a sign of low self esteem, but to those that just really enjoy sex, all the more power to you, just don't go around spreading diseases) or at least respect them in the aspect of being people. Just shut up, get over it and stop trying to be intelligent.
Knit a sweater out of your combined group of smelly Clam-Beards.
Y'all argue a lot, you bunch of silly White People.
I no im not.
Why bother moaning about it.
GO AND HAVE A TUSSEL ON YER CHEESY MUSCLE.
GIVE YOURSELF A BETTER SATISFACTION THAN SPINNIN PISH AT A WEE LASSIE WHO WAS ORIGINALLY SO CONFUSED.
get over it people.
¿this thread is worthless without pics? -_-;
nice effort though!
The bearded green jello squirts will rise at midnight, they will get you, they will fight with metal swords they stole from the silver chicken because ice cream has no bones.
THE CHICKENS HAVE LARGE TALONS!!!
THE CHICKENS HAVE LARGE TALONS!!!
LAUGH AT ME!! LAUGH AT ME DAMMIT!!
GOT YOUR NOSE!! GOT YOUR NOSE!!
PEEKABOO!! PEEKABOO!! PEEKABOO!!
MY PANTS FELL DOWN!!!! WOOOOO!!!!
I"M A SCRIPT WRITER FOR THE KING OF QUEENS!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
LAUGH!! PLEASE!!!
Do me a favor, GETACLUB and beat the crap out of yourself; THAT would be funny.
Thank you for expressing your opinion, perhaps you could send me a thesis paper on exactly why you don't find me simply delightful, as I was unaware such a concept existed. Or perhaps send me a bottle of Ex-Lax so that I may give a CRAP.
Maybe I should be like Menthol and take 7 or 8 random words and with them construct a sentence that may have some amusement value to an infant. I'm sorry you have no sense of humor, God knows I am only here for your entertainment.
since when did you become overlord supreme of comments that talk shite.
i don't give a shit.
i'll say what i please.
I appreciate your 'honsetty' but I really DON'T try. This is how I talk; ALL of my insults/insane rantings, have a point I try to convey to people and I only rag on people who are ASSHOLES or who insult me FIRST. I don't "TRY" to be funny I say what I think and what I feel and if you find it to be amusing good for you; I couldn't give less of a crap.
I am not only honest but completely blunt (which sums up my response to Shitbird's "you're testing me" comment.) This site was designed to "define the word normal," and so advice could be given. Just because all the comments of mine you've read involve encounters with shitheads doesn't mean I am incapable of actual advice and/or devoid of any kind of caring for other people. Read the "Mum with ALzheimers" post and comment if you can, it deserves more that it got. http://isitnormal.com/normal-story-982.htm
I have no respect for Shitbird, she is the most detested person ever to visit this site (read her posts and you'll understand why) and I only respect people who have earned it. I respect Vile because of her obvious intelligence, JES for her good advice and, even though I HATE to admit it, Magnum. I respect her and even stuck up for her as well as every other person this Anonymous loser (who now has imitated my s.n., the tricky, tricky devil) in http://isitnormal.com/comments-story-1718.htm , as well as the "Working Out" post-- http://isitnormal.com/normal-story-1373.htm and
http://isitnormal.com/normal-story-1646.htm
You should all know better than to believe I'd actually try to fire off insults pathetic to the degree exhibited above.
Peace
Propps to my Real Nigga Leo.
Fools
i love this site.
There shall be much scorn, weeping, and gnashing of teeth.
And if I was 14, i would suck on Skybird's dirty little candy fingers. because i am the devil.
but you obviously have no life if you spend so much time writing f*cking huge posts about some girl you've never even met and don't like the things she's said on the internet.
does it really matter?
dont scare the newbies
All you do is write about how much you hate hetrosexuals and how there is nothing wrong with being gay.
Well,there is!So stop posting HUGE comments and FUCK OFF!!!
All I am doing is obeying God!
I support this post, Skybird is indeed a mighty twat.
has god personally asked you to follow him.
Do you think Skybird has changed her views on us girls yet?
someone who can be intelligent,can also be filled with so much vanity.How can you say that the universe was an accident?Just look at nature.The beautifle trees,red roses and glowing stars.Are you saying that the universe,the earth,and all of us are just one big mistake?(I'm sorry if you don't believe that the universe was a mistake,I'm just going with what the common atheist believes.)
P.S. i can also light my own farts on fire. Plus many more cool things!
What do you say JohnDoe? wanna get all yeasty? I also have huge lusty Titties you can squeeze.
love,
METHOS- the Friend Maker.
Anyways...fuck off!
Think about it, if God exists the only proof we have of it is what people tell us. If you were born on an island and ur parents never told you about God you would go to hell and it wouldn't be your fault. If God existed surely he would give people equal opportunites to believe in him.
Also why is it that God only restricts himself to humans? What about all the other creatures that God created? Why are they being dammned because God is to selfish to show them the way?
Fucking crock...
Bob,you are a moron.Yes,that's right,I believe in a magical man who lives in the sky.(sarcastic)Please don't go posting comments that don't makes sense.I believe in something that created us all and the universe.This thing is so powerful and can do so much that we can't even comprehend.I don't know why you would say that God lives in the sky.God is everywhere.The question above,if you are refering to aliens,there is no proof that they exist.If you were talking about animals.They do not have feelings and passions.They rely on instinct.I'm not that sure if they go to heaven or not.But I don know that God is NOT selfish.You are,for believing that earth,along with everyone and everything was an accident.If you continue your atheist/anti-religious ways,you will go to hell.Please do not blame God for your problems,or be idiotic by refusing to believe that God exists.I will finish my comment by saying a famous quote,"repent or parish"!
its people who preach and prech and basically ram religion down your throat that irritate me.
"god" is acting like a dictatorship. spreading fear into beleivers. you see in the world today why dictators are so sucessful, because there is no alternative.join me or be killed
why is there so many different religions.
Are you going to sit there and tell me that monks who live the simple life, who believe in peace and inner spirituality, who never have sex and are unselfish in their way of living are going to hell because they dont believe in your god
Don't call me an idiot for not believeing in magic, which lets face it is what the idea of God must be.
Also, you say there are no proof of aliens? What proof is there of God?
i asked a really complicated question once and the person just left, drove away and didnt come back (to bob17 it was shug)
On the subject of Shug however, I would like to make the point that religious groups are filled with the wierd and the wonderful. (Wonderful meaning special...)
understand is that you said I had some sort of ego.Bob,I am not a proud man.I've never considered myself to
better than anybody.I've never thought of myself as being special or exceptional.When someone is talking about another person,I don't assume that they're talking about me.So no,I'm not an "egomaniac".I am just an average man.You are obviously a person of science,where I am a person of faith.I believe in God,while you believe that
no such thing exists.Anyways,You need to learn how to respect other peoples beliefs.I respect yours Bob.Do you
respect mine?
rules.
sit down, shut up
listen to german
if thou commit terrible sins thou shall be cast unto nachsitzen.
" my room five past one"