Donations to purchase spam a dictionary.
I am starting a fund with the aim of purchasing a dictionary for spam_javelin. My reason is, he seems to lack the ability to use any insult that is not predominantly based below waist level. All donations greatfully received.
Do you think this is a good idea?
Get the sick fantasies out of your mind!
Besides, can you REALLY imagine him trying to use a dictionary? Lets be honest, he would need to Look Up the word to try and see if it had opperating instructions.
I THINK the scene would go something like this:
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Spam_Javelin(Paging through dictionary): Uhm, lets see... Dictionary...Dictionary...
Dictionary... Dictionary, oh there it is, and the entry reads: "You're looking at one right now, ignoramus."
Wha???
!
Hmmmm.......
Ignoramus...ignoramus...ignoramus... Ignoramus! - "Ignoramus, see mirror."
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MOMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ms. O.
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