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Q) How do you know if a chink robbed your house?
A) Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway!


Q) Why is a gook like a computer?
A) They both only see bits! -hector


Q) How do you blindfold a gook?
A) Dental floss!


Q) What's the difference between a Jap and Jello?
A) Jello wiggles when you eat it.


Q) What do you call a gook with one testicle?
A) Whatwentwong.


Q) What do you call a fat chinaman?
A) A Chunk!


One day it was decided to build a bridge from Europe to America. The U.N. set up three representatives to design and build it. One American, one German and one Chinese. After a month the U.N. leader came to check out the progress. He say the American and German sitting on the ground and asks what they're doing. They tell him the design is finished, but they're waiting for the Chinaman with the supplies. The U.N. leader walks around looking for the Chinaman. When he turns the corner he is startled when the Chinaman jumps out from behind a rock yelling, "Supplies! Supplies!". (Gook talk for Surprise! Surprise!)