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Put Australia on a different planet
I recently travelled to Australia and I never want to go back. Not only was the smog so bad I found the place a hell hole. I think Australians are the dumbest people on earth and dont belong here. Most of the queers are caused by Australians because they want attention and they think their sh*t doesnt stink. They say that it is the best country in the world, well thats bullsh*t. Poverty is bad and if they put the money they spend on wars onto their own people they wouldnt have to live in dumpsters. Its always about poor Australia and how they run out of beer, well what do you expect you ask for it. You all fly off the deepend about little things and no one else matters as long as you f**ks are happy. Well go take your country and move. We would be a much happier planet.
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To poster Not many people seem to complain about australia most people complain about america even americans themselves so dont come back
When I went there it was beautiful. The water was beautiful, the men were beautiful, everything was so damn pretty.
So tell me Cabinet do you have that Australian accent?
Australia was a beauiful place - nice beaches, nice chicks and DAMN HAD A NICE BARBIE with large servings of the finest Aussie Beef. With a good Aussie red wine (sorry Aussie beers tasted like piss hence their expression).
Someone give me a hand. Someone translate him for me.
Shela = woman. (I think)
Well it's bloodly obvious Cabinet has an Aussie accent crickey me!
Australia has no poverty (Because unlike your shithole of a country muthafuka we dont give foodstamps we give money)
And whats this about smog? did you stay ontop of mount kosziosco you fucktard or maybe you went in winter like all you fucken idiots and thought it was summer ?
Maybe I have an Australian accent fetish? Well to each his own.
I love accents, I have one myself.
I have this werid mixture of Dutch/German with a ounce of British RP in my accent.
I was taught British English so heh I guess thats where I got mine.
I had a friend who was taught in the class next to me back in Primary school by a Scot - LOL a Dutch speaking English in an Scottish accent.