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He Can't Hold His Load!!!
I've been dating my boyfriend for nearly three years now. We took eachothers virginity. He is very giving in bed and has always been excellent at foreplay. Unfortunately when it comes time to penetration, he just can't hold his load. Even if he masturbates ahead of time, our sex is always cut short. It's always fun, while it lasts, but in the three years we've been together, the actual penetration part of sex has never lasted more than 60 seconds. I don't talk to him about it, because I know he's already self concious of the issue.

This issue has really taken a toll on our sex life. Although I'd never tell him, I can honestly say I've never had an orgasm during penetration. Is there anything I can do to help him hold off without him finding out?
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Comments (7)
niggawitmoney (9329)
2007-09-18 21:25:50
Tell him to hold it.And then let him bust after you at or close to your climax.
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Didge_Daz (5056)
2007-09-19 06:48:41
Wl theres no miracle medicine you can sprinkle in his drink in secreat if thats whay your asking.

ussualy practice makes perfect but if in 3 years he hasent managed that there could be a problem i honestly say he should see a doctor.

If however thats too farfetch id advise him on reading some books on tantra and taoist sex practices (real books! internet is good for only so much), besides the whole "spiritual" part (wich most ppl ignore anyway...) they have quite a firm grasp on biomechanics and teach you a trick or two.

peace Jah bless
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-09-19 07:02:47
go to the drugstore and get some prolonging creme.its rubbed on the johnson and sort of deadens the intense feelings which may delay him some.if it doesnt work he may need something more intense like sex counseling.
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Knuckifyoubuck (9689)
2007-09-20 18:05:03
Minute man!
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JackTheSnipper (10789)
2007-09-24 10:28:30
Knuck stole my joke... damn.. Let's see.. funny puns funny puns funny puns... I hope he shoots a gun better than he shoots his load. One trip around the clock, and off goes his cock? Tick tick tick, boom goes his dick? If he cums fast, make him cum slow, give his cock a good blow. I could cut his penis off with my barber scissors, then he wouldn't have semen shooting out, just blood.
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sirluqman (11062)
2007-10-10 16:32:39
no heck just buy some illegal sex drugs in the black market and slip it in his drink...... u'll hav a good romp 4 sure
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poopydoop (12947)
2008-01-17 20:10:10
if you never said anything to him he could be being selfish about it. tell him to try to hold it. if he can't then there's a pill for that ... probably... or. get on top, and squeeze the base of his penis kinda tight but not too tight. it might be hard to do both though.. hmmmm
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