Look what I see
Years ago, I used to take a walk in the morning during the cold months wear I have to wear a coat. It would be in the morning when kids were going to school. I would unbutton my 2 bottom butons of my shirt. I would pull my zipper all the way down and I push the bottom of my shirt wide open so that my tighty whities were exposed. When I saw girls walking towards me, I would let my coat fall open and when the girls saw my zipper down and opened wide and saw my tighty whities, they just laughed and I would get a charge out of it. I wouldn't be embarrased if they just laugh. I do get embarrassed if they tell me my zipper's open.