just jack off, it's less trouble. cheaper to don't have to take your hand out to dinner.

I agree with Flatulent Man above. (I believe that superhero name's taken... I smell a franchise...)
Just masturbate until you see smoke; you'll feel a whole lot better. Just hope the fire department doesn't arrive, it'll be hard to explain to your mom. And the best part is, if you use both hands it's like threesome. Put a surgical glove on one and role-play. Or paint the other a darker color so you get a whole ebony/ivory kinda thing.
If it helps, sex isn't all that great. It's actually quite unpleasant and painfu-----(Bursts out laughing)----dammit!! Okay, I couldn't do it. Sex is fucking awesome.
Next time your in bed with her and it begins to go away, just repeat over and over in your head
"Rosie O' Donnell...Rosie O' Donnell...Rosie O' Donnell..." or "Hilary Clinton...Hilary Clinton...Hilary Clinton..." until it stands firm once again.
You have learned much, young Padowan. Good luck, and never forget the wise old saying passed down from generation to generation on the importance of condom usage:

DON'T MAKE A MISTAKE, MUZZLE YOUR SNAKE

hi leo but how are you. glad to se you made it on line today. let me know a time and date. i will drive my 1956 ford over to meet you. you can use my computer when you can't get on your computer.

Let me guess - you're worried now about it everytime and when IT's about to happen you think about it and go limp again. You need to get that out of your head - i would sugest getting wasted before hand coz then you won't be thinking about anything else. Just remember to bag it though first yeah!

Getting wasted will just make it worse, alcohol is what gives people weak cocks.

well that used to happen to me w/ 2 different girls. it sucks A$$ i know but u need to tell the girl ahead of time first off that it might happen and hope that the girl is patient and cool enough to oral. then, let the magic begin.