So theres this weird chick
Theres this really weird girl that I know and shes like trying to get with this guido guy who sorta looks like a young version of Ray Liotta (Main guy from Goodfellas). She has no chance in hell with him but yet she insists on telling people that he likes her. Shes like ZOMGZORZ LAWL HE MADE EYE CONTANCT WITH ME LAST NIGHT AT HOMECOMING HE MUST WANT MY POOOOZZZAAAAYYYYYYY YAYAYAYAYAYAY IM GONNA f**k A GUIDO WOOOO. IM GONNA GET WIFF DISS KIDD NO MATTA WHAT IT TAKESS YA DIGZZZ. shes soo annoying. She like trys to be a guidette and shiit but it defintly DEFINTLY is not workin. Shes not verry pretty.... at all. And most guidettes hate her. Shes got a lot o hataz and she thinks shes hott sh*tt. she also calls erself gtitz....w/e the f**k that means. she also constantly b**chs to her friends about the guido that she like lovessss. shes always talkin to my friend about how much she wantsa get at and bang him and all this sh*t its so disgusting i get bad images in my head what should i do.
Dn't tell me you can't understand ma shits iight?
Dn't tell me you can't understand *the sh*ts iight?
Typo lawl!!
Win-Win situation. Your friend will be happy and you will be happy.
Peace jah bless