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My wife and I recently had a baby, so we now have a son. For some reason, I feel compelled to play football with him and my drinking buddies, with him as the football. It was all going fine and swell until he started bleeding. He also stopped breathing. Is this normal? I have another hobby. I like to go into a hospital in doctor's fatigues telling a patient that they need to have their penis cut off due to a malignant tumor in their testicles. (Cancer) I then like walking up to a doctor out of earshot and taking out my barber scissors, pointing to the patient, and snipping twice, giving my scissors to the doctor, and walking away.