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Novel method of jerking-off
I love walking into a raggedy gas station mens room, scraping up the syrupy piss stains around the toilet's edge, as well as the trillions of dick hairs clinging to it, and using this as fine masturbation lubricanot, right there in the stall. Cool?
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Someone please tell me a story about fucking their mother!
I need to get this syrupy urine lube thing out of my mind!
The word "syrupy" just clinches it.
Sucking piss from the right man's dick could be awesome but the whole "random stranger's syrupy piss" thing just really turns me off.