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I had a roommate that I hated, and moving out wasn't an option. She was 350lbs and smelled like fishy crotch. She wore clothes that would better suit a skinny model, and never showered. She would steal from you. Start a fight then elephant away before you could hit her. She would make up stuff about my friends and I. And wear the same outfit 3 days in a row, sleep in them and not wash them.

But worst of all, all she would do is lie, complain, and eat all of my food. I would ignore her... but it never worked.

So I started pissing on her toothbrush every day. She never noticed.

One day she asked if I was wearing the spit shirt, apparently she spit on my clothes in my hamper. I had just washed them, so I said 'really, the clothes I just pulled out the wash... sorry b**ch.'

So then it was war... I told everyone how much she weighed, that she has had gohnorrhea 6 times, and has herpes. All of which were 100% true. So then even the nasty guys who just wanted easy ass wouldn't touch her.

I stopped buying food, and only ate out. So she moped around 'starving' because she could only hold a job for three days.

I put eye drops in her soda bottle, so she had the runs for a few hours, and I pissed in her pickles.

When she was kicked out I put a list of the things I had done to her in one of her luggage bags, but i have never heard from her.

Was I a b**ch, or would anyone else have done the same? This girl was horrid.