Stole my neighbor's puppy
I stole my neighbors stupidass pug. I keep this pile of sh*t in a tiny plastic box with one airhole. I blow cigarette smoke into this airhole until entire box is fogged so tightly that the little dumbass chokes & squeaks.
I also pelt it with pennies.
Ive burnt off its ear with sulfuric acid.
You deserve to have this done to you....20 times over.