Would you be offended if...
Me and my friend were f**kin around the other day and he hit me in the head with a bottle like really really hard. and the end of the cap too and it was right above my temple and I was like ow you fat f**k whyd you do taht you stupid f**ker that hurt like a b**ch. So hes just like oh suck it up you little pussy. He then tried to steal my phone and i was like b**ch don't try and steal ma sh*ts so I slapped him across the face...really hard. So hard that everyone in the lobby stopped to hear what had happened. He went flying back casue I slapped him so hard.... and it wasn't even with all my strength >_