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I want to be the president of Tobascostan. And rule all the little f**ks who try to despose of me. I feel that I am the almighty god, who saved the human race from the Anal retards. Yeh, they tried killing my sheep and cattle so I sodomized them with a soldering iron. They died shortly thereafter and I raped all their mommies. Yeah I've done great things since I've been the head of Tobascostan. did u know I shot and killed bin laden? did u know I also shot the sherriff, but did not shoot the deputy. Also the beatles came knockin on my door..they said Goo Goo Ka Chooob! Do not touch my boob you noob! Try to use some lube!

did you know I created Pluto the planet, yeah he got unruly so I kicked it out of its planetary status. I had to come out there and kick his little ass.

Yeah..I'm pretty cool.....yeah i'm sweet..yeah i'm the f**kin b**ch around here! Now bow down to the ruler of tobascostan b**ches!