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Flatulant Spouse
My wife rips about like she is starting a lawn mower. And sometimes there is messy "suprises": the proof is in the laundry. Is it normal to have a wife that creates her own Shit Shackles? I miss the neighbors.

In the 4 years of marriage I have never known her to defficate, she sits on the pot for hours and makes these eerie echoing noises, but the water stays undisturbed, sadly.

I think her body mysteriously turns her solid waste products into a colorless gas that smells of canned peas.

She may pass her Detrius material in the dead of night because I see her scurry into the cellar with a sawed-off milk jug. The jugs never reappear though. There is reliefon her face and fatigue in her doey eyes when she returns to my beside. And she smells like a shit-house door on a tuna troller.

This normal?....help me...
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silence (442)
2005-12-04 12:09:37
ask her about it? Maybe send her to a doctor? That can't be right. Perhaps she has IBS(irritable bowle syndrome).
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magnum2 (771)
2005-12-04 17:33:40
time to start digging...
enough said.
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kewlets (1136)
2005-12-26 16:18:58
If my wife was like that I'll probably get a divorce....why not get her to a doctor before she starts eating your brains in bed and wait are those fangs.....nah she's not an alien....can she?

Seriously get her to a doctor...FAST! I bet she's probably suffering from utter humiliation as well and aLWAYS remember it could be worst....like she really could be an alien! No way....... Now I'm getting envious!
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