A better question might be "how come nobody capitalizes the fist letter in a sentence anymore?"
Or, "why does Jesus kill motorcycle-riding babies?"
Jesus doesn't kill, Jack Kevorkian does. Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. HAve I taught you people nothing?
Don't dismiss a traffic jam as being the plot of a guy that's been dead for 2,000 years made for the sole purpose of making you 6 minutes late for dinner; I'm PRETTY SURE he has better things to think about like that pesky Apocalypse or that Judgment day he's been procrastinating worse than taking out the garbage.
SAYING them isn't normal, thinking them is. I have compiled a small list of better things for you to do in church.
~ Break a dollar with the collection plate
~ When a silent eyes-closed prayer is called, halfway through, emit an audible burst of flatulence
~ Pretend you are possessed, roll your eyes backwards and begin reciting memorable lines from Napoleon Dynamite
~ End every sentence with pleasant humming with your eyes lighly closed like in an all-black congregation
Ex: "I agree. Hauu-hum-a-mmumm."
~ Clean your ear
~ Clean your ear and offer to show it to others
~ Clean your ear and use the contents to shine the pew in front of you
~ Tell the "What do a priest and Wal-Mart have in common" joke
~ Hog the brownies
~ Growl whenever someone comes too close to said brownies
~ Silently dial priest's cell phone
~ Declare pew your own country and fine fellow churchgoers for "violating your airspace"

that would be funny to see some stuttering cunt say these people did something wrong.

Religion is pish, believe what YOU want.

yes.... and yes.

It's not normal to be at Sunday school in the first place.

i went to catholic for 8 years it was pretty much my elementary school um but its just the world revolves. life = death which if there was no love how can there be hate? pretty much makes innocent people die because it shows how much you love them im not saying its great of course your going to miss them dearly..its just an on going cycle which is now getting worse in this generation...and it is normal to say that your just expanding your interest..so go ahead

ps i think everyone should go to a private school it would keep kids undercontrolled and more strutured.

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you can say whatever the fuck you want as long as you respect other people's opinions. ithink as long as ur respectful you can ask that shit at sunday school. if you dont question your beliefs how will you ever find truth? If you are satisfied by how ppl at your church answer it might increase your faith. and if you're not maybe youll find out religion's all just a lie. idk. but discussing and questioning things is always healthy

no, if you know about the bible and jesus and shit, you'd know he didn't kill them personally, that's what happens in life.

I LOVE MASTURBATING!!!!!! JESUS WATCHES ME!!!!!!

AND SO DOES GOD!!!! AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!