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My penis is a Soft Serve machine!
OH my! My friend manages a local ice cream stand. At night sometimes I visit the shop and I shove the soft-serve spout into my urethra and fill my penis with 55 gallons of soft-serve ice cream. Then I dispense free penis ice-cream to all.

Is this normal? Is this real? Can the human penis really accommodate 55 gallons of soft-serve ice cream. What flavor would you like? Cone or dish?
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Comments (4)
dot123 (10033)
2007-10-03 19:52:03
wtf is wrong with u its preety funny story tho
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HomerJ (10511)
2007-10-03 20:03:44
Don't shove the peanuts in there.
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nearly (10533)
2007-10-04 08:24:22
Must have one hell of a di ck if you can get 55 galons pumped into it raflmfao. Urethra play however, is not uncommon. Can be very erotic. All kinds of "toys" available for it to. Got a nice set of lights myself. Type urethra into search engine and you are off and running if you wanna experiment in that direction. Most toys come under the heading of "medical". Just take it slow though or you could do some SERIOUS damage which, to say the least, would be very embarassing to get rectified!! On a serious note, PLEASE, if you want to "experiment", do so but NEVER EVER PUSH anything in there. Use lube and natural gravitational pull. Also HYGENE is VERY important. Good sterilising is essential both BEFOER AND AFTER.
Appart from that have fun :-)
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-10-04 12:54:11
hahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahah
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