Milk?
There is a boob on this website. Perhaps this would be a good thing. But this boob is a MAN-boob. The worst possible type of boob. The anti-boob. A sad excuse for a peice of chest flesh. A floppy mole-specked saggy boob with a hairy and wrinkled nipple.
Perhaps he lactates.
Which brings me to my question: Slackjawedyokel, do your titties give milk?