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THIS REALLY HAPPENS WITH SAMANTHA
EVERY FRIDAY EVENING MY NEICE COMES OVER , I AM 45 YEARS OLD ANDSHE IS 18 YEARS OLD , HER NAME IS
SAMANTHA , OKAY WE GO ON THE COMPUTER TOGETHER , WELL , I GET TIRED AND I LET HER CHAT , I END UP FALLING ASLEEP ..
WE HAVE SEPARATE PLACES TO SLEEP AT
WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE , OF THE NIGHT , SHE IS LAYING VERY CLOSE TO ME IN THE SAME BED
WITH OUR FACES FACING EACH OTHER , AND SHE HAS HER ARMS WRAPPED AROUND MY WAIST
I ASK HER WHY , SHE DOES IT , SHE SAYS , I FEEL SO CUDDLY , AND IT MAKES HER FEEL GOOD , I TOLD HER BUT I AM YOUR UNCLE , SHE SAYS SO WHAT ..SHE SAYS WE CAN DO OTHER THINGS , BUT , I AM AFRAID YOU WILL SAY NO TO ME , ONE FRIDAY NIGHT , SHE WHISPERED IN MY EAR , AND KISSED MY NECK AND , SHE SAID I'M HORNY , AND WET AND YOUR SO SEXY
SHE IS MY DECEASED BROTHERS GIRL , AND I FEEL GUILTY ABOUT THIS , SHE SLEEPS
IN A CUT OFF T-SHIRT , WITH JUST A PAIR OF WHITE PANTIES ..IS THIS NORMAL
CAUSE I DO JACK OFF , AFTER SHE LEAVES
CAUSE SHE HAS ME SO STIMULATED?
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I really, really don't like reading stories like this. If it's true, it saddens me for you and the young lady because at age 48, you are MUCH too old for her, especially given your apparent state of mind. We won't even go into the obvious complications inherent in a relationship with a family member.
If it isn't true -- my holy fucking GOD, don't you have anything better to write about? This site is probably at least 35% women. I doubt that most of us get anything out of reading stories of lonely lechers and their Lolita complexes.
I don't mean to be unkind. But please. Find a different means of expressing your sexual angst. This one -- it ain't workin'.
acceptme (10938) 2007-10-06 03:14:52 that 100% normal as soon she is 18yr..and is legal to have sex with her in your country..so keep ejoying with her....but i also think you are abusing her..cause she does not have a father to protect her from your satanic mind.or may be she is the satanic one...take care
She was fourteen at the time dumbass which is illegal at the time. If you decided to have a sexual relationship with her when she was a minor the court will still change you for statutory rape even if she is NOW 18 or above.
Go read a fucking law book but my suggestion is start with a children picture book before heading to something higher.
THIS SITE NO MATTER , HOW MUCH
YOU TRY OKAY, I CAN MAKE AS MANY
NAMES ..I MAY BE CabbyHubby21st, I may be Nearly, I may be HomerJ,
I may be CruelIntentions...SEE YOUR A-SS WILL NEVER ,EVER GET ME BANNED I CAN SAY WHAT EVER THE
F-CK I WANT TO , CAUSE NO MATTER WHAT YOU KEEP BACK STABBING PEOPLE , WE TRIED BEING
YOUR FRIEND BUT YOUR A 56 YR OL D AkA "OLD KUNT" THAT KNOW ONE
WANTS SO GET A F-CKEN LIFE
I WILL CONTINUE WITH THEM SCREENNAMES ABOVE THEY ALL BELONG TO ME Lost_Guy1968
BOO WHO UDI FALKSON THE BIG GUY
NEEDS BANNED !!! HA HA HA
DISTURBING , I WISH YOU WOULD F-KEN LEAVE ME ALONE,. ALONG
WITH YOUR F-CKEN KUNT LESBIAN LOVER JanIam , OKAY ..I AM LEAVING YOU THE F-CK ALONE ..SO PLEASE DO THE SAME IN RETURN A-SSHOLE I AM NO SGT .DARWIN MORRISON , OKAY NEVER AM , NEVER WAS ..LEAVE ME ALONE , AND TELL JanIAm TOO ..OOOOH BY THE WAY
UDI FALKSON, CAN BAN YOU WHEN
EVER HE WANTS , I GOT HIS FAX
NUMBER , AND OFFICE NUMBER ...HA HA HA SH-IT HAPPENS LIL MAN
PLEASE DO NOT F-CK WITH ME OR
WHISPER MY F-CKEN NAME OKAY??
SAME GOES FOR YOUR COLLEGUE AKA
"OLD KUNT " FRIEND JanIAm
Ok doke and 10-4? haves the nicest day now.
As far as your profile is concerned, be whomever you like. Obviously, no one is going to stop you. However, if you behave like a cunt, which you HAVE been known to do on occasion with your pedo porn, threats of being an avenging police officer, and additional threats to trace people's ISPs, please don't be surprised OR indignant if folks get their knickers in a wad over it. You have to remember this place gets NEW folks in here all the time, many of them young and inexperienced, who could interpret some of the things you used to say quite incorrectly.
Having said all that, I'm not your parole officer, I'm not a moderator, and I'm not your shrink. Still, I'm a member who cares about the site and what happens here. And if what you do here seems to SHARPLY cross the line by entering the territory of threats and advocating sexual harm to children, you may be sure that I will be among the first to comment on that.
You must remember that LostGuy is ... how would you say it ... molto pazzesco.