I'm Gonna f**k The U.K up - Is It Normal?

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I'm Gonna f**k The U.K up

HELLO I'M 21 MY NAME IS TONY AND I'M KNOWN AS THE M.I.L.F HUNTER BUT PUT THAT ASIDE, ANYWAY ME AN MY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TAKE REVENGE FOR ALL THE BAD THINGS PEOPLE DO TO MY GRAN IN PRISON.....

SO THIS MORNING AT 5.00AM I WENT AND ROBBED 2 POST OFFICE'S AND GOT THOUSANDS OF POUNDS, AND 1 SUPERMARKET, IT WAS SO EASY THE POLICE DIDN'T ARRIVE UNTIL 7.30AM SO I WAS FILLING MY TROLLEY WITH SUPPLY'S TO LAST ME 6 MONTHS. TOMORROW I AM PLANNING ON GOING TO MY LOCAL GUN STORE AND GET THE GUNS AND GRENADES AND BOMBS AND HAVE WORLD WAR 3!!!!!

IM READY FOR WAR THE POLICE HAVE BEEN REALLY MEAN TO MY GRAN SHES IN JAIL FOR A CRIME SHE DIDN'T COMMIT, HELL THIS IS REVENGE SO IN 1 WEEK I AM GONNA BLOW THE U.K UP AND GET ME AN MY GRAN TO SAFETY

I HAVE ENOUGH MEN TO DO THIS WITH ME NOW ALL MIXED RACES, MAINLY MUSLIMS BECAUSE THEY WANT THE REVENGE AS WELL. THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN ME AN MY GRAN WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER

NOW IM GONNA PUT ON SOME RUBBER SO WISH ME LUCK

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Comments (9)

Footfan_90 (10400)

2007-10-06 17:05:40

i'm with ya lol. fucking brits, whinge, whinge, ref sucked in penalty, wilko doesn't miss, we lose, disgrace.

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Orochimaru (9975)

2007-10-06 17:46:51

hahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha, ur a dipclit

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JanIAm (10668)

2007-10-07 02:23:48

Try this:

(1) Pull your pants down around your knees.
(2) Bend over, just slightly.
(3) Insert your right thumb deeply within your anus.
(4) Insert your left thumb deeply within your left nostril.
(5) Stand still. Very still. DO NOT MOVE.

There. You are now disabled from submitting any further stories about fucking up the U.K. or anywhere else. Good luck with granny, though.

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nearly (10533)

2007-10-07 07:41:42

I wonder if this idiotic poster realises that he could be jailed just for writing that load of old cobblers?

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nearly (10533)

2007-10-07 14:31:38

@: Footfan_90

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DIDUMS LOSE THE RUGBY YESTERDAY RAFPMSL. Thats because your team were 2nd best.

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TheMatrix100 (10046)

2007-10-08 14:14:04

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Footfan_90 (10400)

2007-10-08 16:32:39

nah ur right, we played shit, good luck against the frogs tho lol, you'll need it

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Footfan_90 (10400)

2007-10-08 16:33:47

@: nearly

i thought u were australian wtf. how did u get my joke about the grand final then?

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honestanswers (11922)

2007-11-26 10:05:29