FCUK YOU!
I got recently very tired of those FCUK shirts that say such enlightening things as "hot as fcuk" or "I'd fcuk me". So I gathered my Mafiosos and took care of every single prick who passed by the local pizzeria wearin' one of them shirts, see?
So if you're feelin' lucky, go put one on and pass by Montessori's Pizzeria off 3rd and Maine.
MY shirt says:
Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
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