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The Parliment of IIN Speaks
To my fellow subjects (and rebels who will be brought into line.)
I speak to you, not on behalf of myself, but on behalf of King Spam and Queen Neicy.
A task was put to IIN not long ago, merely a fortnight if memory serves, where the masses were to vote for their IIN King and Queen.
The votes were taken, counted and the results - were what you've seen. I will be the first to admit, I didn't vote for Spam (as at the time he and I were at odds) but the chips fell where they did and, like as not the Rulers turned out to be Spam (King) and NeicyBaBy (Queen).
Live with it and show loyalty, for their time as Rulers, however long that may be.
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I speak now to the Rebels... (BOTH the "Spam can't be king" folk and the "Why are you posting this shit" section)
For the first group, Spam and neicy Are the king and Queen. It was elected, voted on and decreed. End of story, look up the post and count for yourselves. Then hail the Royal Court.
For the "Don't post this shit" crowd, I've saved y'all for last!...
Look, in all seriousness... These posts represent a Very Small portion of what is availible here. There is no reason to fight over what amounts to a group of members enjoying their time on IIN a little more than, uhm, normal.
If you don't like the whole idea, don't read. Or form a coup. At least it will be fun.
Watch this space for further developments.
Tobra - The Parliment of IIN (For the moment)
I speak to you, not on behalf of myself, but on behalf of King Spam and Queen Neicy.
A task was put to IIN not long ago, merely a fortnight if memory serves, where the masses were to vote for their IIN King and Queen.
The votes were taken, counted and the results - were what you've seen. I will be the first to admit, I didn't vote for Spam (as at the time he and I were at odds) but the chips fell where they did and, like as not the Rulers turned out to be Spam (King) and NeicyBaBy (Queen).
Live with it and show loyalty, for their time as Rulers, however long that may be.
---------------------
I speak now to the Rebels... (BOTH the "Spam can't be king" folk and the "Why are you posting this shit" section)
For the first group, Spam and neicy Are the king and Queen. It was elected, voted on and decreed. End of story, look up the post and count for yourselves. Then hail the Royal Court.
For the "Don't post this shit" crowd, I've saved y'all for last!...
Look, in all seriousness... These posts represent a Very Small portion of what is availible here. There is no reason to fight over what amounts to a group of members enjoying their time on IIN a little more than, uhm, normal.
If you don't like the whole idea, don't read. Or form a coup. At least it will be fun.
Watch this space for further developments.
Tobra - The Parliment of IIN (For the moment)
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@ Nearly
I (for one) am just having a little fun.
@ Tony
FUCK you as well!
Tobra
YOU of ALL people shouldn't be saying A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G. about pathetic posts.
Tobra - The Parliment of IIN (For the moment)
Well good luck with your new powerful position on this site.
Good luck with life!
Why don't you have a deep fried...sheep, or two, to take the edge off. Then maybe you'll be a little nicer.
I don't come in thinking anything. I am just having fun, so fuck off!
"Why don't you have a deep fried...sheep, or two, to take the edge off. Then maybe you'll be a little nicer." WTF are u talking about?
IDK why this person is telling me to eat sheep...doesn't sound appealing.
I think she needs to get out of fantasyland, lol (October)
(Rolleyes)
If you knew anything about me you would know that I much prefer THIS life on the 'net to my real world. BOTH are enjoyable, but this one opens up greater possibilities for Moi.
WHY am I explaining myself to YOU?
Go have a rack of lamb or something.
Have fun!
To make it clear to the morons, what stargirl is saying is that there is NO king and NO queen.
VOTE SANITY
VOTE FOR NO ONE.
THEY ARE A BUNCH OF MORONS.
HAVE A GOOD DAY.
BTW a pleasure to have you back :D
Rules are made for the guidance of fools, wise men don't abide them.
VOTE SANITY.
DON'T VOTE.
THEY ARE ALL MORONS.
HAVE A NICE DAY.