I hurl poop laden pantyhose.......
off of office building rooftops at unsuspecting passerbys.
Really.
I steal a pair of my Grandmother's pantyhose and over the course of the week I poop in the panty hose until they are laden, heavy and packed firmly all the way to the top with my stools.
I take them to the rooftop of a local office building (rofl) and hurl them at innocent passerbys.
They often react quite badly. Is this normal?
I mean them reacting badly not my whole panty hose n' poop thing.
But seriously, I hope you aren't really doing this. Either somebody's getting hurt, somebody's going to jail, or both. Whichever way, it stinks. Really.
-dirt dobbler