I had sex with jesus is that normal

Last night I was realy horny so I prayed to jesus to satisfy me sexually so he came and we were both naked in my bed having the most amazing wild sex. Jesus f*cked my pussy, my mouth, my hands, my ass, my boobs.. after the sex I smiled at him and told him "I never imagined you as a tity fucker, jesus". And he smiled at me and the mastrubated and oraled me. It was the best damn sex in my life so before jesus left I peed and crapped all over him and then crucified him to my bed then burnt the bed and watch jesus scream to death. Is that normal?

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flikr (10636)

2007-10-17 01:03:13

yea that is normal, jesus is a freak in bed, I once prayed to him to suck my dick but I didn't think that he would because I didn't know if he was bi or not, but he came down and started sucking so hard, I knutted all over his face it was the best blow job I've ever had, he says that it was the best cock he's ever sucked so now he comes down from heaven regularly to suck me off it's great, next week I want him to fuck me in the ass

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leahbob (11187)

2007-10-18 17:31:36

That wasn't Jesus, that was a hobo. You were just too high to nitoce

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Guest1111111 (11505)

2007-11-11 17:42:51

It wasnt a hobo it was Satan

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Guest1111111 (11505)

2007-11-11 17:43:00

Crabs ftw