MrNoodles' EVOLUTION THEORY
Long time ago b4 humans an ape gave birth to a baby ape with a faulty gene (loose screws). It was an albino. The next generations of this ape evolved into white people while the normal apes evolved into blacks while some albino and normal apes inter bred and evolved to the other races depending on how their fore apes inter bred.
MrNoodles/MrExpert
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You have spoilt my lifetime illusion waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa MAMMYYYYYYY
RAFLMFAO.
Some flaws:
Albinism is a recessive trait... the chances are very very slim that they would take over a large amount of the population
and
White people are not albinos. They still have pigment. There are many black albinos, and they do not look like caucasions.
These are two fatal flaws in your theory, and they do not account for population patterns, other physical differences, and assume that asians, native americans, indians, etc are just various mixtures of black and white people. Which is a huge jump that still does not explain anything. I know only a little about the whole thing, and even I think what you wrote is pretty dumb.
Man, at the time, looked remarkably like monkeyes.
Then there wwas a split...some of the monkeys leaving the tribe and heading off due East. Just After this split the continents broke up, leaving two groups of monkeys across the globe.
The monkeys in the east stopped evolving for the most part, finding nothing but sand and twigs to sustain themselves. They became Muslims.
The other group of monkeys continued to evolve, and they became British.
After that Evolution stopped for a time, until natural Progression convince some of the British to make boats and become Americans.
So now we had three groups of monkeys.
Muslim monkeys, who are warlike and can accomplish nothing but butchery.
British monkeys, who did very well for themselves and continued to evolve (after a bunch of them left to become Americans) until about 1976.
And American monkeys, who currently rule the planet - but are losing the edge due to in fighting an internal monkey politics. (Which means in about 100yrs Japanese monkeys will be in power)
The next step after all THIS evolution came to pass was.........
...ME.
Sadly, I have yet to breed.
(Watch this space for further announcements)
Tobra Marie ( :) Sticks tongue out :) )
I HOPE it sounded just as ridiculous as Mr. Noodles original post. :)
Tobra
haha tobre, well played, well played.
I got nervous, after hearing the poster's um... theory. Yay for us with brains!