MrNoodles' EVOLUTION THEORY http://isitnormal.com/story/17453/ BWAH I meant../breathes sigh of relief... http://isitnormal.com/story/17453/#comment-179793 2007-10-16 15:43:13 /breaths sigh of relieve... haha tobre, well played, well played. I got nervous, after hearing the poster's um... theory. Yay for us with brains! http://isitnormal.com/story/17453/#comment-179788 2007-10-16 15:41:04 Nope... Tongue was FIRMLY in cheek. I HOPE it sounded just as ridiculous as Mr. Noodles original post. :) Tobra http://isitnormal.com/story/17453/#comment-179778 2007-10-16 15:33:28 before I write something... Are you being serious' http://isitnormal.com/story/17453/#comment-179770 2007-10-16 15:18:19 In the beginning God created man. Man, at the time, looked remarkably like monkeyes. Then there wwas a split...some of the monkeys leaving the tribe and heading off due East. Just After this split the continents broke up, leaving two groups of monkeys across the globe. The monkeys in the east stopped evolving for the most part, finding nothing but sand and twigs to sustain themselves. They became Muslims. The other group of monkeys continued to evolve, and they became British. After that Evolution stopped for a time, until natural Progression convince some of the British to make boats and become Americans. So now we had three groups of monkeys. Muslim monkeys, who are warlike and can accomplish nothing but butchery. British monkeys, who did very well for themselves and continued to evolve (after a bunch of them left to become Americans) until about 1976. And American monkeys, who currently rule the planet - but are losing the edge due to in fighting an internal monkey politics. (Which means in about 100yrs Japanese monkeys will be in power) The next step after all THIS evolution came to pass was......... ...ME. Sadly, I have yet to breed. (Watch this space for further announcements) Tobra Marie ( :) Sticks tongue out :) ) http://isitnormal.com/story/17453/#comment-179733 2007-10-16 14:15:42 Um... stupid theory. Has a million holes and is over simplistic. To research before posting speculation on a hot topic. I mean, here its fine, but be careful not to sound ignorant. Some flaws: Albinism is a recessive trait... the chances are very very slim that they would take over a large amount of the population and White people are not albinos. They still have pigment. There are many black albinos, and they do not look like caucasions. These are two fatal flaws in your theory, and they do not account for population patterns, other physical differences, and assume that asians, native americans, indians, etc are just various mixtures of black and white people. Which is a huge jump that still does not explain anything. I know only a little about the whole thing, and even I think what you wrote is pretty dumb. http://isitnormal.com/story/17453/#comment-179611 2007-10-16 09:26:00 And there was me all my life believing I was found under the cabbage tree! You have spoilt my lifetime illusion waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa MAMMYYYYYYY RAFLMFAO. http://isitnormal.com/story/17453/#comment-179592 2007-10-16 08:13:00