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street bums allways ask me for money
I have always felt bad for the bums, so I give them money if I have it. This reminds me of a time i met the "bum", I was driving to another city called RAM-THAT-ASS-HARD and picked up a hitch-hiker with torn up clothes, and a big beard, and a nice hard c*ck as I normally do. These people are generally interesting to talk to, and they always have a good story or two. Definitely good company, if you are driving any long distance and you got board they will allways give you a nice h**ndj*b or blo9wjob if your lucky.

Anyhow, I drove him to where he wanted to go, even though it was a considerable detour to where I was going. When I dropped him off, he told me that he hadn’t eaten in a couple days and fancied some Macdonald's and asked if I could spare some money so he could get a large meal with extra fries.

Then I reached into my wallet.......

in which I had two condoms and 3 £50 pound notes. I handed him the £50.00 Pound Note. He said the Condoms would be better, but I told him I needed it for my daughter tonight, because i need to release the tension thats building up. I felt bad though, and handed him the Condoms and took the £50.00 back.

I later ran out of Condoms and made my daughter pregnant as I knew I would.

From the good old bradley branning!!!!!
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Comments (10)
O_o I just don't understand why the hobo wanted the condoms when he could of purchased condoms with the £50 and still have change on the side for a couple of decent meals.

Or condoms are extremely expensive in England.
Why would any guy buy a BOX of condoms? It seems wasteful to me.

Just buy ONE.

Rinse it out and reuse it.

Use both sides.

If it breaks, just get a little rubber cement...

Just trying to help (In Rare Form)

Tobra
Fake.

Stolen from the story I wrote awhile back.

http://isitnormal.com/story/11179/
O_o God I recalled someone complaining about the value of a big mac meal at a British Mc Donalds (I think it was 9 pounds) which I found quite excessive!

Wow back in my high school they were only $2 for a pack of 2 condoms with a little package of lube LOL.

@Tobra
Are you a neo-conservatist or something? LOL XD

Maybe you are working for the terrorist branch of Green peace?
lol spammie!
@: October
that is unsanitary! i am more clean, only w/ u!
Shit my bad.

Still expensive for a damn meal. Where the fuck did the beef patties came from?

Where the cows from exotic plains of France where cows are hand raised and catered to while listening to classical music?
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Takin' and givin' by day by day
I dig snow and rain and the bright sunshine
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Ain't got much, but what we got's ours
We dig snow and rain and the bright sunshine
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Draggin' The Line
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I'm gonna take my time, I'm gettin' the good sign
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fu*kin redneck
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