Retard!

Just chop your balls off too and become a bitch......BITCH!!!!

do the lame stories ever end?

You should mack it again and hopefully it will come off. Theres always chainsaws

Somehow, this reminds me of a lovely song by King Missle:

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think
it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down
every time I take a leak..(etc.)

Well, hell. It sounds better when they sing it, obviously.

Hmm intresting

Get well soon!!

eeeek!

Houston, we have a problem!

OMG U LYING BIATCH

liar!