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I had a dream about Chuck Norris
Last night I had this dream about Chuck Norris!

Here's how it went.

I am inside of an abandoned country western bar somewhere in Texas. I am naked.

The saloon type doors open and in rides Chuck Norris on a donkey. He is naked too except for his hat and his Texas Ranger badge pinned into his bare, red-haired burly chest.

He gets off of the donkey and has a huge hard-on. He walks up to me. His c*ck is bouncing around as he walks closer. He speaks, "Hello, I'm Walker, Texas Ranger and you've been a bad boy". At that point he holds out a big jar of Vaseline and scoops out the whole thing. He speaks again "I guess I'm just gonna have to teach you a lesson" as he smears his gigantic hard-on with the entire jar of Vaseline. I become highly aroused at this. Anticipating a good time.

Suddenly he grabs the donkey by the ass and begins to f**k the donkey!

What a rip-off dream!!

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Comments (6)
JanIAm (10668)
2007-10-21 17:54:28
Hey to you, too, highly-disappointed-but-probably-still-aroused stranger.

Tough luck, there. But you need to get a higher class fantasy! Jet Li, Tony Jaa, Dennis Brown, Jackie Chan -- anything's better than lusting after a guy who was in one of the absolute worst television series of the past 10 years.

And pity the poor donkey! Not only did have to have Chuck on his back; now he's been fucked by Chuck. It's enough to make an ass up-Chuck.

(P.S. Great story.)
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-10-22 04:08:22
@: JanIAm
you got that right! Wasnt Texas Ranger absolutely horrible? How that thing got on and stayed on is beyond me.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-10-22 08:18:39
@: slackjawedyokel
Simple -- bad taste knows no boundaries. And this is from someone who loves martial arts-related programs. But for Christ's sake, if there's supposed to be an actual story connected with the chop socky, it better be at least mildly entertaining.

Also, at age 67, Chuck really needs to get another gig. All the fancy camera angles in the world can't hide the fact that he's no where near the action star he used to be. But on the up side, he's spawned at least a dozen hilarious "What would Chuck do?" web sites.
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DaBIGcheese (11085)
2007-10-22 08:54:42
@: JanIAm
Wow, he's already 67? I thought he was in his early 50's.

To the poster: Was this made up? If it wasn't, I'd be a bit concerned lol.
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Sprinkles (10609)
2007-10-22 16:52:40
@: DaBIGcheese
LOL!

Poor Chuck!

DaBIGcheese.....two thirds of it were made up. I actually did dream about Chuck coming towards me naked on a donkey on night. But that was all. The whole big dick, vaseline, ass sex with the donkey was a bit of a flourish on my part.

67 ey? Geeeez....I hope I look so good at that age. I think he's dyeing his hair though. It looks a little fake.

His TV show IMHO is some of the most entertaining television since Gilligan's Island or The Brady Bunch.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-10-22 20:46:33
@: DaBIGcheese
I was very surprised, too. He looks remarkably fit for a man nearly 70. I got the age information from IMDB; his official web site would probably be the best place to verify this.
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