This right? I dont think it possibly can be!
Well, the other day, I was banging my chick, and some dude with a black screen behind him comes up and starts talking about his iPhone, so, naturally, I start jizzing all over the place. So much my chick drowns. I stole the phone, but the jizzy brokes it. I got so pissed off my penis just slid off and fell on the ground. Ran to the SupaMarket, and threw it in the freezers, when I saw, Ice cream wasnt on sale.
Its the f**king winter, why isnt it on sale!
WHITE TRASH