Are You Normal?
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MEN!!!
Men are like... place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.Men are like... mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like... bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like... government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like... parking spots. All the good ones are taken.
Men are like... copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like... lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like... bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like... high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like... miniskirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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Men are like toilets, they are either vacant, engaged, or full of shit!
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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
Jeeez, that's all I could find!
1) I am completely naked.
2) You are wear 9 inch stilletto heels and fishnet stockings. You will be permitted to wear a sussie but nothing else. :-)
My contribution:
Men are like postage stamps; they need to be licked before they can stick. ; )
Men are like popsicles; they melt in your mouth, in your hand, on your legs, on to the carpet, etc.
Men are like butter knives; not very sharp, but they can definitely cut the mustard.
But I DO like fishnets.
Ms. T