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Some1 On My Blok [[NEW BRADLEY PRODUCTIONS]]
ok so all you probably heard about the hype thats gonna happen at my wedding (shaun slater reveals my hoe has been having an affair)anyway i dont really care as i like this guy called spam-javaline we started out as friends then turned in to hardcore steroid poping gangsta/mafia/mobb boss/pussy magnet's. i lv hes name me and him are the big next thing. He doesn't know I exist. We've never talked in person but I read like allllllllllllll his blogs and I think they're really dirty and horny.
And he's in a band called the "gay dick benders" and I saw them in May. In July or so I found his place of residence and I rode my harley past his house like every f**kin day in the blistering heat and egged hes house. sometimes even sprayed hes windows with ak47 bullets now thats gansgsta and thats why ive been tired in eastenders and keep falling asleep
Is this normal or is it just gay eye candy or infatuation or even a new opening to a gang war?
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Yo, niggas wouldn't rob spam-javaline if they had the chance
Wasn't cause of him it was cause of his man branflakes the real o.g
spam-javaline cut crack
branflakes hold the Mac
If fiends fuck with spam-jav's pac's
branflakes cut the crack heads blocked up
Thought he was locked up
Came thru stuntin' wit his wrist all rocked up
Shoulda seen him smile, missin' the tooth
Coupe missin the roof
He like "What up, UDI?"
I'm like "What up with you"
branflakes had a reputation that was well earned in eastenders
Heard he taught niggas how them shells burn
Out there in Red Firm
At the dice game, he rolled ahead, crapped in the crack
I'm like "Nah, I ain't paying for that! Nigga, shoot it back"
Niggas lookin at me like I'm crazy, they shook
I don't give a fuck who he shot out in the east end
Asked him about ??
Yeah, spam jav was my man till he beat me for ten grand and sold my Mac for
seven grand (Fuckin' crazy)
The man was crazy I could tell by his look
Cause he looked the way I look
When I look for a jooks
Bitch
-----the moral of the story is-----
Motherfucker
Teamwork, work hard nigga
branflakes
Rotten rotten dick
UDI
Spam-Jav
STacey slater, nigga
Hire a writer, PLEASE. I beg of you.