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i like to wank with dynamte and cling film.

it feels so good. anyone know where i can buy more dynamite? i stole the last batch off of my father. mohammed valdez. hes a texan. ;)
please answer. my balls are like bowling balls.
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Comments (8)
slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-10-28 07:33:31
im sure the folks at homeland security will be interested in someone posting about needing info on how to acquire dynamite.good luck during the torture session.
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SupaDick (11389)
2007-10-28 07:49:48
Oh look islama's fuckin child... tell you what rag head go shove some dynamite up your ass and see how that feels.
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cuntpunt (11390)
2007-10-28 09:10:21
suck my flaps cunt heads. it was a harmless joke. much like all of your lives.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-10-28 09:31:42
The "story" is pure bullshit, but I'd give anything to see a fully fleshed-out story about Mohammed Valdez. Now THAT has potential.
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nearly (10533)
2007-10-28 10:04:56
Mefinks you need a stick of dynamite because you haven't got a dick. Am I close?
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nearly (10533)
2007-10-28 10:27:41
@: cuntpunt
Now THAT is weird. How do you get in here with a name and number and yet have no profile????
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cuntpunt (11390)
2007-10-28 12:38:26
you lost suck arse and cannot take a joke. i have got a penis. if anyone would like to see it send me an email at ifuckedyourmum@fuckyou.slag lmao
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goatyboy (11636)
2007-11-10 10:29:30
@: cuntpunt
TWAT has no Profile, must be a fucking prat trying to conceil that he lives in a cave
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