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Chapter II: The Mormon Tabernacle Mire

Upon further reflection, Tabitha realized that in the outstanding but oft-overlooked movie "Cannibal: The Musical", a Mormon was also responsible for the unholy act of murder for the purpose of human flesh consumption! Her resolve was now clear: A holy war upon all Mormons was the only path a righteous woman could take. Her husband and his ovine chippie were only incidental players in this perverse potboiler. A hideous and unhallowed plot had been uncovered. A plot that she, Tabitha Boggs, great-great-great granddaughter of Missouri Governor Lilburn Boggs, was uniquely qualified to unravel and destroy. "Grandpa Lil, today your war begins afresh -- and I shall not fail you! The Extermination Order WILL be carried out!

But then the sky was all aglow. Big beaked birds ceased squawking and droopy titted women disappeared from the scene. Crowds murmured as the air pressed lightly against the masses' mylar panties. Visitors came tumbling down from the vast skies, and they were aliens with three nostrils in their gaping faces. Tabitha was giddy and aroused by the sounds of the bellowing crowd. Then Naby Sifkin, Chief Sanitary Engineer for the Grand Guignol, whispered that Mormons held secret squishy things in high esteem. "We love the fact that piss emanates freely because God is salty," he explained. But Tabitha's skull was suddenly crushed in a vertical assault as pneumatic hammers protruded from under a speeding UFO.

TO BE CONTINUED:
Chapter III: Full Metal Mormon