Birthday nite last week... friend/boi said he wuld pop ova wif present a little later... bout 12am friend/boi turns up wif his c*ck and thought he wuld give me wat i want.. then he left... still not feeling 4filld i went on a dating site to find myself a little fun (well to finish wat f/b startd) will man cums round 130am and licked up the mess left by f/b.... now that will learn them..........................
was that lame?