I WANT and NEED to.....

Don't reply if you're not going to contribute to the subject, you dolt.

Well, being called Dave, I guess he is a guy so............

@ starHAG:

Excuse you? You just did it, by posting this nonsense. Silly cow.

Evasion noted.

No, there YOU go again, hypocrite.

I wonder, do you EVEN know what a hypocrite is, or are you just pounding it out because you can't think of anything else to say?

A hypocrite is defined as: a person who condemns the very same behavior they engage in.

I've done no such thing, my dear confused tardling.

(wrestling... rofl)

have fun rimming his sweaty old ass...

Shut up, f*cktard.

Dave's ass rocks... unlike that rancid crack in your back.

Yes indeed, ALL men/boys are jealous of the GORGEOUS Dave Batista.

You're probably some gawky, rail-thin, zit-infested teenager whose sole sexual experience involved the aid of Rosey Palm & Tom Thumb. The only beneficiaries of your little black book, are the dust bunnies that breed within it's pages. But hey, at least /somebody/ in your cave is getting lucky. : D

hehe you've got a pair.

A pair of what? Tits? Uh... yes. Socks? Uh... yes. Potatoes? Uh... no.

honey, I'ma girl, and you've got balls... lol sharp tongue ;)

Oh, stuff it, you gasbag bigot.

Your Jim Crow routine is getting pretty stale... just like your ass.

If you're a girl, then you SHOULD recognize the hotness of Dave Batista.

Something is amiss.

um... he's not my type lol... and I don't think I would rim anybody unless I was paid in some fashion rofl...

ummmmmmmmmmmm...stupid ass bitch!

Then you're a big, fat LESBIAN.

He doesn't take roids, you stupid twatface. He's tested regularly, and his muscles are ALL NATURAL.... unlike your deformed sex life. HAHA!

Do your child a favor and hand him over to CPS.

Ummmmm... gay-assed carpet muncher.

My youngest daughter likes Bautista, too. We're die-hard Raw fans.

But a rim job on a sweaty wrestler? I'll pass. He's all yours.

Honey, I think you need to calm down. I am not a lesbian, but I have personal standards. It seems its hard for you to understand that not everyone sees a guy that meets the criteria for attractive automatically wants to lick his ass, obsess about him, and gush like a little bitch over some random website.

Then again, this is coming from a person whose user name is "c*ckCrazyGirl4Life" XD Maybe its your STDs talking... or it could be your angsty teenage confusion.

God, you're STUPID. (I'm getting tired of repeating that, but there is no end to your ignorance. It amazes me every time you reply with your foggy-brained banter)

OK, how can I explain this to a.... simpleton?

Here goes...

Whether or not I am "contributing", is a matter of opinion. It is your OPINION that I'm not contributing... same as it is *MY* opinion that whomever I chewed out earlier was not contributing. Got that?

"Nice try"

You're wrong a certified idiot. See comment above.

(typo correction)

*You're wrong, plus a certified idiot

A. Batista isn't on RAW

B. If you're a fan, you would know that.

C. Oh, I'll take him, alright.

D. Men are sexy when they sweat. If you were STRAIGHT, like me, you would think so too.

This is nothing new. Everyone on the internet seems to think I'm a gay man. Hence, why one of my favorite quotes is "I'm a gay man in a woman's body."

I think differently from other women (thank goodness), and simple-minded goofs (such as yourself) have a hard time comprehending individuality.

In all honesty, I WISH I was a gay man. I'm tired of bitches like you giving women a bad name. I am ashamed to align myself with the female gender. Most women seem to care only about money, and use men for it by any means necessary. They also deprive men of sex (god knows why!), and use men's needs as a weapon against them.

Women are not special. You're not special. I'm not special. Until all women realize this, and get over their "Princess" mentality, I'm afraid the future looks pretty bleak. Those gay men you speak so poorly of, will soon steal away all the good men, and we'll all be stuck with our fingers.

Think about it. Not just you... but every woman /girl reading this post.

You have demonstrated classic lesbian WH0RE characteristics.

A. The thought of a good looking man's butt turns you off.

Seems to be a problem with the site. Part of the above post, in response to Potato, is missing.

Here's the rest:

B. You wouldn't consider giving a rim job unless you were financially compensated (very WH0R-ish)


You can deny it all you want, but I see a trend forming amongst the majority of women. You are NO exception.

Lesbian, gold-digging WH0RES.

Not everyone gets off on licking assholes like you, sweetie. This trend you are seeing, its called women with *standards*... I know its a foriegn concept to you, so I won't push you too hard to understand it.

LOL Thank you for your enthusiasm.

Btw... here's some fantastic pics of him from the Great American Bash '06.

http://daveishot.pho.to/albums/gab__06/

Enjoy! There's several pages. : P

I indeed have standards... which is the very reason for this topic.

DUH

PS Men have standards, too. And they like to be around women who actually enjoy making them feel good, as opposed to greedy bitches who take & take... but never give in return.

where are you getting this shit from? I'm a greedy lesbian for not wanting to lick some sweaty wrestler's ass? are you that naive?

You called me "naive".

LOL That's funny.

*ahem*
And now, back ON topic:

As sexy as Dave is, I also feel pity for him. I often wonder how many opportunists are taking advantage of him.... how many undeserving gold-diggers are using him for his funds, as opposed to worshiping his sweet body... like he DESERVES. The poor thing probably hasn't had a decent BJ in ages. : (

Look, don't hold me to details. I don't keep track of which wrestler is on Raw, SmackDown, etc. My son keeps track of that stuff. Also, they draft these guys back and forth, so unless you really watch regularly, who can keep track?

As for my straightness/gayness -- whatever. I really don't give a flying fuck what you think of my sexual orientation, anyway.

you have more than half of the posts on this god forsaken topic. why the fuck do you even care so much about ONE guy that you will NEVER have?

Is it just because you want to make yourself look like the #1 slut of the world? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Furthermore, why the fuck do you care if anyone else has a opinion? its THEIR opinion, just like yours. Want to hear my opinion? Go kill yourself you assface.

and before i forget, remember while flaring back at me, that i dont give a flying fuck, i have actually enough maturity to move off a subject and drop it there. one post, opinion given, fuck the rest of you, good day.

Oh my God, someone get that girl a prozac.

Well it'a a matter of preference. I don't like the idea of putting my tongue on a place where I know is full of shit.

Personally I like to kiss on the lips not the asshole if you know what I mean.

But hey that's cool, if you like that man, the more power to you.

i live to lick assholes .who wants me to lick theirs?