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A poem by Knuckifyoubuck

One time I took a whiz on a tree and it turned blue,

So I choped it down and put it in my stew,

I stirred it up, yum, yum, yum!

I heard a noise and it ruined my fun,

So I went to go check it out! I had to run!

It was Spam at my door step!

I let out a yelp!

I called for help, and no one came

So I opened the door and called Spam lame

Then I said he was a discrace,

And punched him in his face!

-Knuck
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Comments (5)
Not a bad attempt actually. Doubt spammie will be overly enthralled by it but hey, you're in America and him the UK.........
I can't call this shit a poem!!

NEVER try to write such a crap again
The prose and rythim were good, and I love how the tree was symbolic of...

Just kidding. It sucked. You knew that though. Which is why you suck for posting it.
@: Potato
lol
i agree w/ with your dispise of Knuck, but why did you return to my mother fucking house!