One time I took a whiz on a tree and it turned blue,
So I choped it down and put it in my stew,
I stirred it up, yum, yum, yum!
I heard a noise and it ruined my fun,
So I went to go check it out! I had to run!
It was Spam at my door step!
I let out a yelp!
I called for help, and no one came
So I opened the door and called Spam lame
Then I said he was a discrace,
And punched him in his face!
-Knuck
NEVER try to write such a crap again
Just kidding. It sucked. You knew that though. Which is why you suck for posting it.