Are You Normal?

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Never lie to a female of ANY age!

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was
reading. The girl came up to him and asked,
' What do you have under the newspaper?'
Thinking quickly, the guy replied,
'A bird.'
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says,
' I don“t know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question. I guess I dozed off and the next thing I know here I am in the hospital in this unbelievable pain.'
The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her,
'Just what did you do to that naked fellow?'
After a pause, the girl replied,
'To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, busted its eggs, and set its nest on fire!'
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (8)
Dis is my story.
so, wat? do ya want a cookie?
ouch lol
Nice one!
What kind of man posts stories about naked men.Stop wasting our time unless you got naked women stories,bitch.
Piss off you wannabe retrabate.
Yes I want a CHOCOLATE cookie please. It goes well with my complection.
you get off on some weird shit